Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Well I Never

My friend Christopher sent me this.

Copy and paste everything below into your blog and "BOLD in RED the things that you have NEVER done. Leave the things that you actually HAVE done unbolded and in black.


I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
I’ve Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
I’ve Never Crashed A Friend’s Car
I’ve Never Been To Japan
I’ve Never Been In Love?
I’ve Never Had Sex In Public
I’ve Never Been Dumped
I’ve Never Done Cocaine
I’ve Never Shoplifted
I’ve Never Been Fired
I’ve Never Been In A Fist Fight
I’ve Never Had Group Intercourse
I’ve Never Snuck Out Of My Parent’s House
I’ve Never Been Tied Up
I’ve Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
I’ve Never Been Arrested
I’ve Never Made Out With A Stranger
I’ve Never Stolen Something From My Job
I’ve Never Gone On A Blind Date
I’ve Never Celebrated Mardi Gras In New Orleans
I’ve Never Been To Europe
I’ve Never Skipped School
I’ve Never Slept With A Co-Worker
I’ve Never Cut Myself On Purpose
I’ve Never Had Sex At The Office (well technically, it wasn't my office)
I’ve Never Been Married
I’ve Never Been Divorced
I’ve Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week.
I've Never Posed Nude
I’ve Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
I’ve Never Killed Anyone
I’ve Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
I’ve Never Thrown Up In A Bar
I’ve Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire?
I’ve Never Eaten Sushi
I’ve Never Been Snowboarding
I’ve Never Had Sex At A Friend’s House While They Were Throwing A Party
I’ve Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
I’ve Never Flashed Anyone
I’ve Never Met Anyone From Online
I've Never Smoked A Cigarette
I've Never Stolen A Car
I've Never Seen Someone Die
I've Never Been To Canada?
I've Never Been To Mexico
I've Never Taken Pain Killers?
I've Never Cheated While Playing A Game
I've Never Been Lonely
I've Never Used A Fake ID
I've Never Been Tickled
I've Never Been Robbed
I've Never Been Misunderstood
I've Never Been In A Car Accident
I've Never Had Braces
I've Never Danced In The Moonlight
I've Never Liked The Way I Look
I've Never Witnessed A Crime..serious crime.
I've Never Been Lost
I've Never Swam In The Ocean
I've Never Felt Like Dying
I've Never Cried Myself To Sleep
I've Never Played Cops and Robbers and Post Office
I've Never Done Something That I Told Myself I Wouldn't Do
I've Never Been Told By A Complete Stranger That I'm HOT

5 comments:

Jaye Wells said...

I am so not brave enough to admit to some of these in public.

Southern Writer said...

So when it's in orange, does that mean it's kind of true?

Marcail said...

SW- No. The red (?orange) means "I've never..." The others have been done.


Jaye- Not brave. Maybe just old enough that approbation isn't an issue anymore.

Neil said...

Never had braces? Ironically, that surprised me the most! Were you born with perfect teeth?

Marcail said...

Neil, I wouldn't say perfect teeth. There's a slight overbite, but it give my smile individuality. I wouldn't change it.